Finally a new post. Use caution when reading this, there are eff words henceforth.

So, I left this restaurant just a few minutes ago. This place is called The Armadillo Grill. It is affectionately referred to as the Armored Dildo. When you eat here, you will have the best steaks you've had in a long time. The downside of this is that you will be there so long that you may not be able to remember ever not being there. They sat us down, the hostess brought us our drinks and then we waited for 15 minutes for our watress to come take our order. It doesn't take 15 minutes to decide what the fuck you want to eat. Their menu isn't nearly as long as the wait. She finally comes around and gets our order. I already know that it's going to take at least 45 minutes to get the order out to us, so the 15 minute wait to place the order only pissed me off. Then we proceed to wait and drink our drinks. Of course, we're thirsty people, so we finished our drinks. This was a mistake since apparently in bubblehead waitress school they don't teach you to observe empty glasses and refill them. We waited at least 20 minutes for her to refill our drinks, and then she only came over because we flagged her down. Get ready for this one... When she arrived to refill our glasses...

She stuck her finger in my glass to pick it up.

Take a second to mull that one over.

I feel like I'm making too big a deal out of this, but how fucking discourteous do you have to be to pick up a stranger's drinking glass with your index finger the veteran of God knows what inside it? Come on now, would you want my finger inside your glass? Especially if I've been working all day? I'm not at your house eating dinner with your kids. Of course, I don't dare say anything to her about this. I have this concern be it rational or not that they will doctor the food or drink of a "complainer." I will settle for my waited forever for it chinese finger tea because it's bound to be better tasting than the vomit filled bulemia-ized alternative. I don't want Lipton smegma thank you very much. I can only hope that your finger gets about as much action as I do or else I might have trouble sleeping.